Beaver is such a funny word to give to a vagina. A hairy beaver is, quite possibly, one of the most amusing terms in the English language. There are others, of course. A vagina is also called a pussy, a cunt, a fannie, and an assortment of other terms. But beaver is the funniest of them all.

You may often hear a man say that he’s going to go hunt beaver. If you aren’t familiar with that term, you probably think that he’s lost his mind or that he must be a furrier of some sort. Why else would anyone want to be hunting beaver, especially hairy beaver? The thing is this kind of beaver you don’t need a gun to hunt. In fact, you locate these beavers in places like nightclubs, bars, parties, or anywhere you go that women frequent.

Yes, that’s right. You guessed it. A beaver belongs to a woman. If a man says he’s going out to hunt beaver, then he means he is going to try to find a woman who will have sex with him. This is true unless, of course, you happen to be somewhere in Canada or Alaska when you hear that phrase. Then he might actually BE going to hunt for beaver.

Hairy beaver is not a very flattering term for women, and most of them don’t find it very alluring. So, chances are if you’re a man who says he’s hunting for beaver, you probably won’t get any. Women don’t enjoy being called that and they will most likely not be interested in fucking you if they hear you call them that. It’s more of a term that you use around the guys only. You may hear a woman say it but it’s usually as a joke.

Therefore, you may want to keep that in mind the next time that your cock needs a bit of attention. If you’re serious about finding a hairy beaver to make you feel better, you might want to be sure that any women in your target range do not hear you say that phrase. Any women who do hear it are either going to throw a drink in your face, slap you, or just move as far away from you as possible. Don’t mess up your chances at getting lucky or you’ll never get laid.

It’s just a bit of advice. It doesn’t mean you have to believe me. But ignore what I have said, and you’ll find out.